A Bad Day for Sunshine (Sunshine Vicram #1)(5)



Ah. That’s what this was about. Sun turned back and offered him her most reassuring smile. “No nightmares, Dad.”

He nodded and opened the door as Elaine called out, “You and Auri have a good day. And don’t forget about the meeting!”

Sun looked over the hood of her SUV. “What meeting?”

Elaine sucked in a sharp breath. “Sunshine Blaze Vicram.”

She hopped inside the cruiser before her mother could get any further with that sentiment. Nothing good ever came after the words Sunshine Blaze Vicram.

She gave her eagle-eyed father one last smile of reassurance as he closed the door, then backed out of the snow-covered drive, confident she’d done the right thing. Telling him the truth would only exacerbate the guilt she could see gnawing at him every time he looked at her. There was no need for both of them to lose sleep over something that happened in Del Sol so very long ago.





2


There is simply no way everybody was kung fu fighting.



—SIGN AT DEL SOL MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND DANCE STUDIO

Five minutes later—small-town perks—Sun pulled into the Del Sol High School parking lot. She put the cruiser in park and turned to her auburn-haired offspring. “It’s time.”

Auri gaped at her. “Oh, god. Mom, not again.”

“This is just a refresher.”

“It’s not really the first day of school. We already had this conversation in August.”

“Yes, but that was for the academy. This one is for Del Sol High School. Your new stomping ground.”

Auri propped an elbow onto the armrest and dropped her face into a hand.

“Okay, as we’ve previously discussed, boys are usually born with this little thing I like to call a penis.”

Auri groaned.

“And girls are often born with this little thing I like to call a vagina.”

“I’m moving in with Grandma and Grandpa.”

“But these two components, the penis and the vagina, need never meet.” Sun waved an index finger back and forth. “Not ever. In fact, being a lesbian is very avant-garde. So, you know, you could always go that direction.”

“Mom, being gay is not a choice.”

“Not if you don’t give it a chance.”

“Fine.” Auri looked around at the growing number of gawkers. “I’ll give it a try. Can you just turn off the emergency lights?”

Sun looked around at the faces reflecting the red lights from her cruiser. “They’re just jealous. How many kids your age get a police escort on her first day of school?”

“I’m going to have to change my name.”

“Now, normally, tab A fits rather nicely into slot B—”

“Mom!”

“—but not in your case.” Sun paused for dramatic effect, then looked at her daughter from behind sad eyes. “Honey, I didn’t want to tell you this until you were older.” She placed a gentle hand on Auri’s arm, infusing her expression with concern and something akin to heartbreak. “But I have no choice. Auri, you were born with a horrible, ghastly disfigurement.”

“Okay, this is new.”

“You know. Down there. In your nether parts.”

Auri gazed out the window. “Does our insurance cover therapy?”

“Trust me when I say it’s something you never, ever want a boy to see.”

“Too late. Scarred for life.”

“Especially a boy with a penis.”

“People say that, the whole scarred-for-life thing, but I don’t think they really mean it.”

“You just don’t want to open yourself up to that kind of ridicule.”

“I, on the other hand—”

“That kind of ostracism.”

She turned to her mother in a huff. “This conversation is making me very uncomfortable.”

“Okay, I’ll stop, but if anything happens, just ask yourself, WWLSD?”

“Mom—”

“No, I mean it. Anytime you get into a hairy situation, ask yourself: What would Lisbeth Salander do?” She gave her daughter a minute, then prompted her. “Well?”

After a heavy sigh, Auri replied. “She’d cut a bitch.”

“Exactly. And if that doesn’t work?”

Another sigh. “She’d set a bitch on fire.”

“Precisely. And if that doesn’t work?”

“Mom,” Auri whined, shifting in her seat.

“If that doesn’t work?”

“Fine. She’d eviscerate a bitch’s online presence and get him or her sent to prison for kiddie porn.”

Sun placed her hands over her heart. “I’m just . . . I’m so proud of you.”

“Can I go now?”

“Absolutely.” When Auri opened the door, Sun added, “Just as soon as you tell me what’s really bothering you.”

Normally, the mere mention of Auri’s hero, Lisbeth Salander, cheered her up. Sun had closed with her best material and . . . nothing. Absolutely nothing.

No way would she let the kid go now. If she had to take off yet another day from work, so be it. The last time her daughter had such a drastic about-face, the last time Auri hid what was really going on beneath her dangerously intelligent surface, she was seven years old, and the outcome almost ended in the worst kind of tragedy imaginable.

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