The Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy (Montague Siblings #2)(4)

“Felicity,” he says again, and when I look up, he’s leaning across the table toward me with his eyes closed and his lips jutting out.

And here it is. The inevitable kiss.

When Callum and I first met, I had been lonely enough to not only accept his employment, but also the companionship that came with it, which gave him the idea that men often get in their heads when a woman pays some kind of attention to them: that it was a sign I want him to smash his mouth—and possibly other body parts—against mine. Which I do not.

But I close my eyes and let him kiss me.

There is more of a lunge into the initial approach than I would prefer, and our teeth knock in a way that makes me wonder if there’s a business in selling Dr. John Hunter’s newly advertised live tooth transplants to women who have been kissed by overly enthusiastic men. It’s nowhere near as unenjoyable as my only previous experience with the act, though just as wet and just as dispassionate a gesture, the oral equivalent of a handshake.

Best to get it over with, I think, so I stay still and let him press his lips to mine, feeling as though I’m being stamped like a ledger. Which is apparently the wrong thing to do, because he stops very abruptly and falls back into his chair, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have done that.”

“No, it’s all right,” I say quickly. And it was. It hadn’t been hostile or forced upon me. Had I turned away, I know he wouldn’t have chased me. Because Callum is a good man. He walks on the outside of the pavement so he takes the splash of the carriage wheels through the snow instead of me. He listens to every story I tell, even when I know I’ve been taking up more than my share of the conversation. He stopped adding almonds to the sweet breads when I told him almonds make my throat itch.

“Felicity,” Callum says, “I’d like to marry you.” Then he drops off his chair and lands with a hard thunk against the floor that makes me concerned for his kneecaps. “Sorry, I got the order wrong.”

I almost drop too—though not in chivalry. I’m feeling far fainter in the face of matrimony than I did at the sight of half a finger in the dishwater. “What?”

“Did you . . .” He swallows so hard I see his throat travel the entire course of his neck. “Did you not know I was going to ask you?”

In truth, I had expected nothing more than a kiss but suddenly feel foolish for thinking that was all he wanted from me. I fumble around for an explanation for my willful ignorance and only come up with “We hardly know each other!”

“We’ve known each other almost a year,” he replies.

“A year is nothing!” I protest. “I’ve had dresses I wore for a year and then woke up one morning and thought, ‘Why am I wearing this insane dress that makes me look like a terrier mated with a lobster?’”

“You never look like a lobster,” he says.

“I do when I wear red,” I say. “And when I blush. And my hair is too red. And I wouldn’t have time to plan a wedding right now because I’m busy. And tired. And I have so much to read. And I’m going to London!”

“You are?” he asks.

You are? I ask myself at the same time I hear myself saying, “Yes. I’m leaving tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow?”

“Yes, tomorrow.” Another revelation to myself—I have no plans to go to London. It sprang from me, a spontaneous and fictitious excuse crafted entirely from panic. But he’s still on his knee, so I push on with it. “I have to see my brother there; he has . . .” I pause too long for my next word to be anything but a lie, then say, “Syphilis.” It’s the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Monty.

“Oh. Oh dear.” Callum, to his credit, seems to be making a true effort to understand my nonsensical ramblings.

“Well, no, not syphilis,” I say. “But he’s having terrible spells of . . . boredom . . . and asked me to come and . . . read to him. And I’m going to be petitioning the hospital for admission again in the spring when they bring in new attending physicians, and that will take all my attention.”

“Well, if we married, you wouldn’t have to worry about that.”

“Worry about what?” I ask. “Planning a wedding?”

“No.” He picks himself up off his bended knee and sinks back into his chair with far more slump to his shoulders than before. “About schooling.”

“I want to worry about that,” I reply, the back of my neck prickling. “I’m going to get a license and become a physician.”

“But that will . . .” He stops, teeth pressing so hard into his bottom lip it mottles white.

I fold my arms. “That will what?”

“You’re not serious about that, are you?”

“If I wasn’t serious, I wouldn’t have been able to sew you up just now.”

“I know—”

“You’d still be bleeding out over your washbasin.”

“I know that, and that was . . . You did a wonderful job.” He reaches out, like he might pat my hand, but I pull it off the table, for I am not a dog and therefore need no patting. “But we all have silly things that we . . . we want . . . dreams, you know . . . and then one day you . . .” He scoops at the air with a hand, like he’s trying to conjure appropriate phraseology between us rather than be forced to say what he means. “For example, when I was a boy, I wanted to train tigers for the Tower menagerie in London.”